That's what *he* said . . .

"The left hand looks good, but the right one works better."

"My friends say that a man thinks about sex 500 to 600 times a day. I only think about sex two times: from when I get up until lunch, and from lunch until I sleep."




"Sometimes life is like a demo CD--every time the same story." (N.C.)

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