Halloween Survival Tips

   If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

   As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

   Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

   When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.

   If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that "it's just the cat," leave the room immediately if you value your life.

   Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

   If your friends speak to you in Latin or any other language that they do not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.

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